I used to adhere to standards and open platforms, but today I had an epiphany. Stop writing JavaScript, you can run C# in your browser merely by installing Silverlight! A well-loved plugin. Who doesn’t love plugins?

Naysayers would argue that JavaScript runs everywhere (even on mobile). These are probably the same people trying to convince you that you can be a productive member of society without REAL Office. Nonsense.

After the eventual concession that C# will rule the world, those naysayers may come back and mention ‘server-side’. They will undoubtedly mention Node. Pfft. You will calmly reply, .NET.

Checkmate. Send + Mic drop.